Oh hold on to your hats - some of it ain't pretty!
Now how the heck is it that the first time back on those scales is so shocking? HOW much?!? Where did all those extra numbers come from? OMGosh!!
This thing must be broken!
Guess she will have to visit the Ghost of Recent Christmas Past ~ Uh-oh, this could get ugly!
But there's gotta be a reason this huge thing keeps following behind her,
Oomph! Everything is SUCH a struggle! Don't remember the window being this high!
and NOTHING seems to fit anymore!
I swear I could squeeze into this at Halloween - no, really!
So there were too many times of over-indulgence...
What? I heard it was good to the last drop!
...and a few too many sweets...
Hey, it was going to thrown away! Waste not want not I always say!
..and maybe a wee too much wine!
It helps me sleep better! Realllly!
Seems that her diet got overloaded with carbs ~
Those carbs just seem to trap me up!
~ and she never got enough exercise!
I told you, the wine reallly helps me sleep!
Trapped! In a cycle of bad habits and poor diet! What can a girl do?
I gotta get outta here! Help!
Now she's just plain MAD at herself !
Boy, am I MAD!! Spittin' mad!!
But there's a solution - she needs to make a deal with herself and get on with it ~
to be continued...
(c) CHRobinson - January 2011
I say if it wasn't for stress and holiday rush and holiday dinners and holiday treats and..... none of us would add the pounds on....Plus I have seen those "shrink clothes" gremlins in my closet so you might want to be on the lookout for those little pest. They can really cause havoc. Well I say let's not let those gremlins win - let us Pretty Pokers unite and rid our closets of those gremlins. oxoxox
ReplyDeleteMe too....it is time!
ReplyDeleteWell done, Ms Claudia! Don't worry,though; you and the Pretty Porkers will be back on track in no time.
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